Here’s a quick joke we made for Fantastic Fest.
The rules were: 15-45 seconds, involve the theme ‘trans-human’, and have the last line of dialogue be ‘That’s Fantastic!’. I think it came out pretty great, but let me know what you think!
Here’s a quick joke we made for Fantastic Fest.
The rules were: 15-45 seconds, involve the theme ‘trans-human’, and have the last line of dialogue be ‘That’s Fantastic!’. I think it came out pretty great, but let me know what you think!
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I’d like to try out some Halloween pick up lines in downtown Austin on 6th St. Cast your vote for the best lines, ‘best’ meaning the most slap-worthy. Comment with one of your own!
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I smiled at her and asked her what she thought about football…
HER: I can’t get enough of it, all those ripped guys pounding into each other play after play. There’s nothing more magnificent than a football player’s body. All the power and immediacy that emanates from every movement, how fluid their bodies move, and the speed that they can push themselves to makes me so envious. And excited!
ME: What are you doing Saturday?
HER: Getting a sex change.
ME: What about Friday?
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Ladies, send your first messages on Thursdays between 4pm and 8pm. Guys don’t plan. Guys don’t know day tomorrow is. Guys don’t even buy green bananas. Guys work, sleep, and play GTA5 until Thursday when they remember they have a dick, and they’d like to get it wet this weekend. Or at the very least know that there’s the slightest possibility it could get wet, that’s enough for a guy. If you message him on a Thursday or Friday before 3pm, you just became the most exciting thing in town. If you message after 3pm on a Friday, he could interpret it as a booty call.
Guys, send your messages on Mondays and Tuesdays. Women like to have their weekends planned by Tuesday or Wednesday so that by the time Thursday rolls around they aren’t worried that their social life is over and nobody loves them. Ladies work hard early on in the week and giving them some sweet attention on a Monday will help them get through their week. A few messages later and you could have a nice first date by Saturday.
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If thing didn’t go well over dinner ask your date, ‘What’s 30% of this?’ They’ll immediately think you’re a generous tipper when you can actually just write in ‘Cash’ and leave nothing. Easy!
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If you make a bad first impression you can always rectify it by pointing out the other person’s flaws. This will put them on the defensive and make them work harder to win your affection.
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It’s never about you! Focus on the other person, and try to see the world through their eyes… Are they examining your pores? Did they notice those stray hairs? Are they checking their phone because they’re bored of you? Is there someone more attractive behind you? These are things you need to focus on.
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Clothes Matter! As much we like to say that we don’t judge our date for what they’re wearing, we can’t help our subconscious. I always like to bring a couple extra outfits, in case I don’t like what she’s wearing. She can always change in the restroom and come back.
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