I smiled at her and asked her what she thought about football…
HER: I can’t get enough of it, all those ripped guys pounding into each other play after play. There’s nothing more magnificent than a football player’s body. All the power and immediacy that emanates from every movement, how fluid their bodies move, and the speed that they can push themselves to makes me so envious. And excited!
ME: What are you doing Saturday?
HER: Getting a sex change.
ME: What about Friday?