I’d like to try out some Halloween pick up lines in downtown Austin on 6th St. Cast your vote for the best lines, ‘best’ meaning the most slap-worthy. Comment with one of your own!
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And I really liked this girl, she’s amazing. So I looked into her eyes, held her hand, and I asked her: ‘So how long do you think we’re gonna last?’
She said: ‘Til this condom is done.’
She asked: ‘Should we stop? I mean, I have no idea if you’re… clean.’
I told her: ‘Don’t worry, I don’t know either.’
My friends are always trying to hook up with office acquaintances, college girls, strangers, you name it. I’m still trying to hook up with my wife.