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Best Halloween Pick Up Lines – Cast Your Vote!

Halloween Hottie

I’d like to try out some Halloween pick up lines in downtown Austin on 6th St.  Cast your vote for the best lines, ‘best’ meaning the most slap-worthy.  Comment with one of your own!

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<a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/6292406573/”>San Diego Shooter</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a&gt; <a href=”http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/”>cc</a&gt;

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We Were Making Out On Her Bed…

Couple kissing.

And I really liked this girl, she’s amazing.  So I looked into her eyes, held her hand, and I asked her: ‘So how long do you think we’re gonna last?’

She said: ‘Til this condom is done.’

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BEFORE WE HOOKED UP

She asked: ‘Should we stop?  I mean, I have no idea if you’re… clean.’

I told her: ‘Don’t worry, I don’t know either.’

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WHO TO HOOK UP WITH?

My friends are always trying to hook up with office acquaintances, college girls, strangers, you name it.  I’m still trying to hook up with my wife.

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