Here’s a quick joke we made for Fantastic Fest.
The rules were: 15-45 seconds, involve the theme ‘trans-human’, and have the last line of dialogue be ‘That’s Fantastic!’. I think it came out pretty great, but let me know what you think!
Here’s a quick joke we made for Fantastic Fest.
The rules were: 15-45 seconds, involve the theme ‘trans-human’, and have the last line of dialogue be ‘That’s Fantastic!’. I think it came out pretty great, but let me know what you think!
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A special holiday message that’ll make you laugh!
Starring Lindsay Kent, Regina Chen, Rachel Myhill, and Constance Rosado.
Camera Operators: Justine Spinoza, John Valley, the Kline Bros.
Special thanks to Nancy Oakley the Thai Princess (www.thaiprincessjewelries.com), Lindsay on 5th Ave, Clara on Alamo St and Friend, Nice Lady at Trail of Lights, Other Nice Lady at Trail of Lights and Boyfriend, Fun Menorah Truck Drivers.
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I’d like to try out some Halloween pick up lines in downtown Austin on 6th St. Cast your vote for the best lines, ‘best’ meaning the most slap-worthy. Comment with one of your own!
photo credit:
<a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/6292406573/”>San Diego Shooter</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/”>cc</a>
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I smiled at her and asked her what she thought about football…
HER: I can’t get enough of it, all those ripped guys pounding into each other play after play. There’s nothing more magnificent than a football player’s body. All the power and immediacy that emanates from every movement, how fluid their bodies move, and the speed that they can push themselves to makes me so envious. And excited!
ME: What are you doing Saturday?
HER: Getting a sex change.
ME: What about Friday?
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If thing didn’t go well over dinner ask your date, ‘What’s 30% of this?’ They’ll immediately think you’re a generous tipper when you can actually just write in ‘Cash’ and leave nothing. Easy!
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If you make a bad first impression you can always rectify it by pointing out the other person’s flaws. This will put them on the defensive and make them work harder to win your affection.
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