If thing didn’t go well over dinner ask your date, ‘What’s 30% of this?’ They’ll immediately think you’re a generous tipper when you can actually just write in ‘Cash’ and leave nothing. Easy!
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First Impressions Tip #4
Clothes Matter! As much we like to say that we don’t judge our date for what they’re wearing, we can’t help our subconscious. I always like to bring a couple extra outfits, in case I don’t like what she’s wearing. She can always change in the restroom and come back.
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First Impressions Tip #3
Pay attention to your non-verbal body language, the wrong gesture could throw them off completely. So suck in your gut, puff out your chest, and raise your chin. And then don’t move an inch til the check arrives.
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First Impressions Tip #2
Get centered and focus on what you’re there for. Before a first date, I like to give myself a few minutes to recite a mantra. Here are useful ones:
-Smile and nod.
-Hit it and quit it.
-Her walk of shame ain’t lame.
-A bird that’s a hag is still worth a push in the bush.
-Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.
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First Impressions Tip #1
The best way to make a good impression on the first date is to be yourself. But be the self that’s charming, caring, a good listener, attractive, funny, witty, spontaneous, assertive, and easy-going. Your normal self probably won’t do.
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