First Impressions Tip #2

Get centered and focus on what you’re there for.  Before a first date, I like to give myself a few minutes to recite a mantra.  Here are useful ones:

-Smile and nod.

-Hit it and quit it.

-Her walk of shame ain’t lame.

-A bird that’s a hag is still worth a push in the bush.

-Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.

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