Here’s a quick joke we made for Fantastic Fest.
The rules were: 15-45 seconds, involve the theme ‘trans-human’, and have the last line of dialogue be ‘That’s Fantastic!’. I think it came out pretty great, but let me know what you think!
Here’s a quick joke we made for Fantastic Fest.
The rules were: 15-45 seconds, involve the theme ‘trans-human’, and have the last line of dialogue be ‘That’s Fantastic!’. I think it came out pretty great, but let me know what you think!
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A special holiday message that’ll make you laugh!
Starring Lindsay Kent, Regina Chen, Rachel Myhill, and Constance Rosado.
Camera Operators: Justine Spinoza, John Valley, the Kline Bros.
Special thanks to Nancy Oakley the Thai Princess (www.thaiprincessjewelries.com), Lindsay on 5th Ave, Clara on Alamo St and Friend, Nice Lady at Trail of Lights, Other Nice Lady at Trail of Lights and Boyfriend, Fun Menorah Truck Drivers.
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If you make a bad first impression you can always rectify it by pointing out the other person’s flaws. This will put them on the defensive and make them work harder to win your affection.
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It’s never about you! Focus on the other person, and try to see the world through their eyes… Are they examining your pores? Did they notice those stray hairs? Are they checking their phone because they’re bored of you? Is there someone more attractive behind you? These are things you need to focus on.
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And I really liked this girl, she’s amazing. So I looked into her eyes, held her hand, and I asked her: ‘So how long do you think we’re gonna last?’
She said: ‘Til this condom is done.’
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Honestly, after hooking up with a girl I usually feel a little regretful, uncomfortable, dirty.
But, that’s also how I usually feel.
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I wouldn’t say that I’ve been feeling lonely, but my recent break up has caused me to have extended periods of personal time heavily consumed by thoughts of guilt and isolation. Anyway, my ex Stephanie is very attractive, and whilst we were together it caused some insecurity on my part because people were always gawking at her jugs instead of bowing to my beard. Not even gay guys would check me out… So I was always grumpy around her while we were dating, BUT whenever she broke up with me, suddenly all my angst was released and I could make jokes to her like: “You know, you really shouldn’t’ve shaved down there so much…” She’d be in stitches and I was my old, cool, Crassanova self, a regular Lex-Lothario-Luther.
So while we were talking last night, I had her rolling pretty great and I popped the question ‘Let’s grab some dinner next week’. Then she said:
Jim, we can’t, I cheated on you remember.
Which is true, she was having sex with another guy who she left me for the last time we broke up, so I said:
Stephanie, I’d rather be miserable with a cheating hoe like you than be miserable and lonely without you.
And now we’re getting coffee next week 🙂
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