I chose not to be bisexual because it doubles my chances of getting turned down on a Friday night.
Filed under Dating Jokes & Comedy
Tagged as Austin, Bisexual, Math Truths, Relationship Stats, Sex, tx
Surprising, actually, because you’re a cute looking piece of tail. I’m sure all the boys fall all over you 🙂
Well, you would know about boys falling all over you 😉 An unfortunate bi-product of being bi-eautiful. (maybe the last one didn’t work…)
awww so charming & clever of you! well played, jim, well played!
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